I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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