He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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