I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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