would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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