he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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