That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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