You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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