"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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