I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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