he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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