can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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