we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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