i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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