is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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