Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
