BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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