Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
