I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
