NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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