Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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