i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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