I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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