We're facebook friends in real life
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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