With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
