P.S. I can't hear my feet
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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