I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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