And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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