Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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