is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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