god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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