You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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