the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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