Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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