Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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