ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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