I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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