lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
