I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
No more Irish car bombs ever.
organizing the empties. That sober.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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