I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm really busy with my period
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