My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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