on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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