What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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