i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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