we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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