i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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