Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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