Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
being pregnant is like rehab
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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