Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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