What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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