Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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