I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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