but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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